Born: 70s Great Britain; grew up "woop nuerth"
Expelled thrice, left school with a cheeky grin; somehow blagged my way into university
BTEC ONC Jiggery Pokery
BA(Hons) Abstruse Languages with Girl studies
BEng/MEng(Hons) Overspecialised Engineering
12 years professional shirking, interspliced with part-time drifting
Father of two "mini-me"s, surrealist dyslexic aspergic synaesthesic whisky-loving bucolic surfer.
...desperately trying to make TikiWiki work!